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Candidate Analysis: John McCain

Pros:
Legend of the West
Witty
Good bluffer
Very funny
Lucky
Snazzy dresser
Good fast-talker
Good brawler
Great with the ladies

Cons:
Doesn’t always know when to fold ‘em
Con man
Bad at magic
Slow draw
Degenerate gambler
Anti-hero

Analysis:
He’s witty, charismatic, cunning, funny, and looks great in black. He’s also a degenerate that relies too much on luck to get through. Right now he’s relying on a Royal Flush draw in an all or nothing play, but we’re pretty sure that card lying face down is the Ace of Spades. Even if the trick hasn’t ever worked before.

Odds: Even money
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